Relkin1700: A cat AI!
Relkin1700: You can have your own -free- Cybiko-Cat!
jomifu99: really?
Relkin1700: No.
GarethTHEgenius: cat?
Relkin1700: Yes, cats!
Relkin1700: It is a fat orange one, but you can't really tell that because it is only grayscale.

The Truth About Nutrition
Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans.

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.

wizardtim: it's a creature i amde
wizardtim: amde*

Bumper Stickers
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.
Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

Responses If You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved
about in that time-management course you sent me to."

"I was working smarter - not harder."

"Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."

"Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective
people!"

"I was testing the keyboard for drool-resistance."

"I was trying to remember where that difficult "Z" Key
was, and now it is indelibly imprinted on my brain, or
at least my forehead."

"I'm in the management training program."

"I'm actually doing a 'Stress Level Elimination Exercise
Plan' (SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar
you made me attend."

"This is in exchange for the six hours last night when
I dreamed about work!"

"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people
who practice Yoga?"

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured
out a solution to our biggest problem."

"Uh, hey, whaddaya expect... the coffee machine is
broken..."

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't
wear off!"

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of
the workaholic!"

"I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact
lens without my hands."

"The mailman flipped out and pulled a gun so I was
playing dead to avoid getting shot."

"Geez, I thought you (the boss) were gone for the day."

True Stories
When I remarked that this Friday is the longest day of the year, our receptionist looked puzzled and asked, "You mean it's longer than 24 hours?"

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One of my Dad's retired friends spends nine months a year in Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Wisconsin, who had a key, had entered his home to check that everything was okay with the house. The house was a shambles and he called the police to report a burglary. The police officer reported: "The house appears to have been ransacked."

My Dad's friend immediately bought a plane ticket and flew 1000 miles home to discover that the house looked exactly the way it always looks.

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