tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34137102011-04-21T16:40:38.805-07:00Hiking Mt Whitney via Kearsarge PassElliot hiking Mount Whitney via Kearsarge Pass.Elliotnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1261100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-70625776272635947132008-06-25T16:52:00.000-07:002008-06-27T20:49:25.633-07:00Rain and hailIts pouring right now & this is the view of tony as I sit safely inside my tentMosquitos are out there too - I've gotten about 30 bites so far.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-62916836366117879422008-06-23T17:32:00.000-07:002008-06-27T20:48:10.159-07:00During the short hike Yesterday we met this man walking 3 dogs on the trailElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-7930465278115294662008-06-22T20:35:00.000-07:002008-06-27T20:44:10.275-07:00Day 1 of the trip (no hiking yet)Here's a photo of Will from earlier today. The sun behind him creates a very interesting effect.Actually, we did do a little hiking today, but just bc we had extra time. That's where I took this pic, as Will is standing on a couple of logs forming a bridge across the small river.The little hike made me thristy and out of breath, but hopefully I can get acclimated quickly in the coming days.I'm Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-88926979431869972472008-06-22T14:54:00.000-07:002008-06-27T19:48:54.974-07:00Roxy, Evan's dogSo cuteElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-40651259642964381652008-06-22T00:44:00.000-07:002008-06-22T00:46:14.376-07:00Japanese foodElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-5082804098990305212007-10-31T11:03:00.000-07:002007-10-31T11:04:19.081-07:00On the other side of the Avalon mountainMany more buildings, residential?Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-15579682322777494062007-10-31T10:59:00.000-07:002007-10-31T11:00:08.409-07:00Avalon from the topAt least one building in Avalon has an array of solar panels on it.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-70598426396505283352007-10-31T09:59:00.000-07:002007-10-31T10:01:02.765-07:00Breakfast part 2Smoked salmon, bagel, cream cheese, lettuce.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-84201667851049538902007-10-31T09:30:00.000-07:002007-10-31T10:04:02.036-07:00Breakfast part 1Granola, plain yogurt, fruit.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-6004600086496821022007-10-31T01:22:00.000-07:002007-10-31T10:03:25.939-07:00Room service made an elephantWhile I was gone.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-45072502398233788052007-10-31T01:13:00.000-07:002007-10-31T10:02:50.245-07:00Completed sudoku #1Harder than I expected. Had to cheat and look at the solution for 3 numbers (the ones marked with "c").Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-65277070421440712792007-10-30T23:45:00.000-07:002007-10-31T10:02:13.594-07:00Onboard libraryExtremely small. Trivia, sudoku, monopoly, Chinese checkers, a few books, people playing cards.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-88815222565423852182007-10-30T22:25:00.000-07:002007-10-31T10:02:43.513-07:00Johnnyo and his Electronic Wind SynthesizerCan also sound like a violin.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-66598210419797406192007-10-30T17:21:00.000-07:002007-10-30T17:23:48.128-07:00Leaving San Diego nowView of downtown.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-88514326627671956042007-10-30T16:28:00.000-07:002007-10-30T16:30:09.158-07:00San Diego from the shipAT&T building visible. Makes sense, good signal.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-6625076048078866612007-10-30T16:26:00.000-07:002007-10-30T16:28:11.240-07:00Boats in San Diego harborNice cool day.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-79809625572492964892007-10-30T16:23:00.000-07:002007-10-30T16:25:31.210-07:00Doing Walk-a-MileView of aircraft carrier.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-35510267706687973262007-10-30T11:03:00.000-07:002007-10-30T11:05:20.321-07:00San Diego Historic Gaslamp QuarterRight next to the San Diego Convention Center where I came for Comic- Con earlier this year. Bus currently picking up from Hilo Hattie, the Store of Hawaii. Yet it is not in Hawaii, but right here in San Diego.Free bus ride. Will see where it goes. Skipped breakfast today, so plan to eat whenever I get back.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-88807387501849167792007-10-30T09:52:00.000-07:002007-10-30T09:54:06.959-07:00Midway in San DiegoPort of San Diego.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-25074120384298894892007-10-29T23:15:00.000-07:002007-10-29T23:17:18.873-07:00Johnny-oIn orange/pink suit. Welcome Aboard Showtime. Sound of Music Theater.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-23764380745413989462007-10-29T23:07:00.000-07:002007-10-29T23:09:54.936-07:00Dinner: LeoCivil engineer. Impressed by iPhone.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-49322317712136677142007-10-29T21:44:00.000-07:002007-10-29T21:45:15.953-07:00Dinner people Renee, Amanda, Leah, VanessaElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-5280578702981094412007-10-29T21:28:00.000-07:002007-10-29T21:30:46.800-07:00Raspberry panna cottaDessert after dinner.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-71752480414038346582007-10-29T20:37:00.000-07:002007-10-29T20:39:45.886-07:00Rock wall climbingHere's the rock wall I climbed tonight. I was the last person to do it for the night. Pretty fun.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-88210741455801122332007-10-29T17:36:00.001-07:002007-10-29T17:36:28.472-07:00The CrowleyCatalina Express on the left.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-5736112929760889772007-10-29T17:07:00.000-07:002007-10-29T17:08:43.398-07:00Gym raffleThey're raffling some health treatments shortly, so people are waiting for that to happen.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-86409282094883871442007-10-29T16:53:00.000-07:002007-10-29T17:09:58.706-07:00Muster drillGrandpa didn't go. Said he went first few times.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-20422977142888720802007-10-29T15:23:00.000-07:002007-10-29T15:24:04.633-07:00Discover shopping showBoleros. RCCL shopping guaranteed and recommended stores. Ensenada is #1 shopping destination. Go ashore and head downtown. Back on board at 4:30pm. Need seapass card only. 15 walk downtown. Lopez mateas avenue.Have shuttle for $2. But recommend walk. Enjoyable. $1 to come back.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-57203049837485879702007-10-29T15:14:00.000-07:002007-10-29T15:15:21.188-07:00Music and dancingView from deck 6.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-75096477418722362012007-10-29T15:02:00.000-07:002007-10-29T15:04:37.231-07:00Fitness centerOpen 7am to 10pm.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-55068887450059368342007-10-29T10:05:00.000-07:002007-10-29T10:07:25.677-07:00Now an imageFrom the Walnut Family Festival 2007.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-13423390971036059002007-10-29T10:01:00.000-07:002007-10-29T10:02:49.167-07:00Trying blog by email from the iPhoneLet's hope this works.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-53540825244771397382007-08-16T13:52:00.000-07:002007-08-16T13:54:55.727-07:00FBML 1.1 ReleasedSome changes here to make note of, explained in a post on their blog.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-18530725739850299062007-07-25T22:12:00.000-07:002007-07-25T22:13:15.604-07:00Random Video About a Shy GirlElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-91368521755858505962007-05-05T19:25:00.000-07:002007-05-05T19:30:04.931-07:00on Traveling Abroad... alone?David Weekly went to Buenos Aires and had a good time with steak, wine, and ice cream.Also consider Italy.Some resourcessidestep.comcouchsurfing.comhospitalityclub.orgSome examplesTunisiaStay in a hostelJessica, Campus Minister, MercedSteps to goPassportFlightPlace to stayGoPlanninglonelyplanet.com for the area firstGuidebooks for anywhere in the world - Amazon.comRoatan - Honduras - Caribbean - Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-8098896990532715942007-05-05T19:17:00.000-07:002007-05-05T19:25:43.063-07:00How to run Invision PlusTake PayPal donationsMake it clear I'm thinking about taking this more seriously (full-time)Premium offeringWant to say "Thank You"Be more open with usersExplain that I'm wrestling with whether or not to quit school and go full-time on thisGet to know my usersGet them on the phone, email, IMEmail a few hundred of themForum admins all need to all know who amLess important to connect with Elliotnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-73248763493127984682007-05-05T18:58:00.000-07:002007-05-05T19:15:43.008-07:00I was really worried for a minute...I discovered that Google Desktop Search does not index inside of files with no file extension, even if the contents of those files are plain text.This gave me a huge scare just now, as I was frantically searching for my Startup School 2007 notes, and couldn't find them no matter what I searched for.I used to think Google Desktop Search indexed my entire computer... not so.The file had no file Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-23076515901281875092007-05-05T18:55:00.000-07:002007-05-05T18:58:27.067-07:00on Studying AbroadToday I talked with Fefe Gong at EVK. She's going to be doing a lot of interesting things in the next few months. First, she's doing a summer internship with BP in Cerritos, near Johnny. She's from Texas, but she'll be staying around the LA area. Perhaps we can meet up sometime during the summer. She's working on energy trading... and she doesn't know about it yet, so she'll be learning about it Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-91445552604632499292007-05-05T18:39:00.000-07:002007-05-05T18:40:52.244-07:00I really want to just take a vacation. Escape for a while, maybe to the places that grace my computer desktop. I have a wallpaper cycler that shuffles through this collection of scenic photographs I downloaded. They're really alluring. Most show pictures of the ocean, far away from the worries and pressures of life. I want to sit on the beach and just lie there and just let my mind wander.... Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1122422822047520942005-07-26T17:06:00.000-07:002007-05-05T19:36:04.292-07:00I can't restore databaseQuoted from an Invision Power Board.Two days ago, I bought a new shared hosting 20GB space. After I have tried to restore my database but I didnt work because the file is so big over 150MB. I have tried my time but it is still stucked. I used phpMyAdmin but I still got trouble with overtime.So anyone can tell me the way I can restore a big file to my SQL.Thank you so much,Tony Tran====Is it Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097368042740042004-08-09T17:22:00.002-07:002004-08-09T17:22:48.043-07:00A marmot poses for the cameraElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097361273853342004-08-09T17:22:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:22:41.273-07:00Back in townElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097322497317492004-08-09T17:22:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:22:02.496-07:00Tony looking coolElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097308171973722004-08-09T17:21:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:21:48.170-07:00Nat enjoying the hikeElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097233960740242004-08-09T17:20:00.003-07:002004-08-09T17:20:33.960-07:00Meeting the othersElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097230537010422004-08-09T17:20:00.002-07:002004-08-09T17:20:30.536-07:00Plants at high altitudeElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097210114609312004-08-09T17:20:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:20:10.113-07:00Group photo: Elliot, Natalie, Tony, DuaneElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097203300739042004-08-09T17:20:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:20:03.300-07:00View from the topElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097167423842142004-08-09T17:19:00.003-07:002004-08-09T17:19:27.423-07:00Hiking between walls of iceElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097156050780862004-08-09T17:19:00.002-07:002004-08-09T17:19:16.050-07:00I sign the bookElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097143564685952004-08-09T17:19:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:19:03.563-07:00It's meElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097142315769032004-08-09T17:19:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:19:02.316-07:00Tony's good at taking pics of himselfElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097133152994512004-08-09T17:18:00.002-07:002004-08-09T17:18:53.153-07:00Duane signs the bookElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097096058248282004-08-09T17:18:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:18:16.056-07:00Taking a restElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097085434032992004-08-09T17:18:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:18:05.433-07:00At the topElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097058284881082004-08-09T17:17:00.003-07:002004-08-09T17:17:38.283-07:00Peaceful meadowElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097056876380082004-08-09T17:17:00.002-07:002004-08-09T17:17:36.876-07:00Hiking through the snowElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097031133297662004-08-09T17:17:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:17:11.133-07:00Sun reflecting off the lakeElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097022028805742004-08-09T17:17:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:17:02.026-07:00Still below treelineElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097015295205742004-08-09T17:16:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:16:55.296-07:00Mountains in the morningElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092097012949826202004-08-09T17:16:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:16:52.950-07:00SunsetElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092096831144394302004-08-09T17:13:00.002-07:002004-08-09T17:13:51.143-07:00Enjoying the sceneryElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092096813944344692004-08-09T17:13:00.001-07:002004-08-09T17:13:33.943-07:00Resting during the hikeElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092096803908509692004-08-09T17:13:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:13:23.906-07:00Proof: weighing in at over 50 lbs.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092096736808380082004-08-09T17:12:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:12:16.806-07:00Tony's pack is the heaviestElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092096713961095532004-08-09T17:11:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:11:53.960-07:00MountainsElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1092096610745224942004-08-09T17:10:00.000-07:002004-08-09T17:10:10.746-07:00On the wayElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1085724362970883242004-05-27T23:05:00.000-07:002004-05-27T23:06:02.970-07:00According to a recent Gartner report, low-end Linux server shipments grew significantly in the first quarter of 2004. Part of this may be due to the comeback of the relational database market in 2003, where Linux growth was especially strong, while Windows growth was weaker. There is mixed news for Sun, who saw growing shipments but declining revenues in Q1 of 2004.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1083652615632391152004-05-03T23:36:00.000-07:002004-05-03T23:40:49.653-07:00For U.S. Hostage, the Timing Was Everything
By Sewell Chan
Washington Post Foreign Service
Tuesday, May 4, 2004; Page A20
BAGHDAD, May 3 -- Stumbling across a field, a disheveled man approached a U.S. Army patrol Sunday, shouting and waving a white T-shirt as if to surrender. For a moment, the soldiers thought he was a local farmer, before his speech and face identified him as Thomas Hamill, a Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-1083394910532857282004-05-01T00:01:00.000-07:002004-05-01T00:06:03.280-07:00This post is rather interesting. There's no real stuff discussed in it, which makes it all the more interestinger.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-900944002003-03-03T21:08:00.000-08:002003-03-03T21:08:32.450-08:00"I munch C code for breakfast and have enough room left over for kernel debugging."
"I am Bill Gates of Borg. Os/2 is irrelevant." Geek Code
"Gp32 is the bomb... Hope you'rs blows up." GamegamerElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-833683002002-10-22T13:48:00.000-07:002002-10-22T13:48:04.626-07:00http://www.pconline.com.cn/digital/news/pda/10210/98626.htmlElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-829363232002-10-13T15:47:00.000-07:002002-10-13T15:47:35.610-07:00Fred's most-popular WinMag columns and feature articlesElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-825684512002-10-05T14:08:00.000-07:002002-10-05T14:08:43.626-07:00Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-822865062002-09-29T16:09:00.000-07:002002-09-29T16:09:57.826-07:00MONA LISA'S MOTHER: "After all that money your
father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest
smile you can give us?"
COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've
discovered, you still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Can't you paint on
walls like other children? Do you have any
idea how hard it is to get that stuff off
the ceiling?"
NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, if you Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-822864342002-09-29T16:08:00.000-07:002002-09-29T16:08:04.823-07:00Phobias
Amathophobia: The fear of dust.
Anananany: The inability to stop spelling
'banana' once you've started.
Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you
are, a duck is watching!
Androphobia: The fear of men.
Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and
rabbits.
Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings.
Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter
sticking to the roof of your Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-819832062002-09-22T23:49:00.000-07:002002-09-22T23:49:13.263-07:00There are no giants in this land
No one to stand against His mighty hand
No need to be afraid,
No need to run away
There are no giants,
No giants in this land
No Giants by Michael PriebeElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-816999322002-09-16T18:24:00.000-07:002002-09-16T18:25:18.000-07:00Como el carne de burro,
Comes el carne de burro,
Comemos el carne de burro.
La balada del carne de burro por Lawton PybusElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-816985182002-09-16T17:52:00.000-07:002002-09-16T17:52:00.583-07:00Case Against Iraq
Bush said Hussein has broken every pledge he made to the United Nations since Iraq was defeated after invading Kuwait in 1990.
"Saddam Hussein has defied the United Nations 16 times -- not once, not twice, 16 times he has defied the U.N.," Bush said. "The U.N. has told him after the Gulf War, what to do, what the world expected and 16 times he's defied it."Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-816216682002-09-14T23:01:00.000-07:002002-09-14T23:01:23.346-07:00"people are smarted than that"
Tom R.
It's a reflection of witty minimalism, a pugnacious discontinuity, if you will, that stresses transition and diminishes totality. It's a synergistic interaction that is, possibly, a conscious separation of geometrical perimeters, but more likely a resonant reverberation of a compressed, almost Byzantine, inventiveness.
Architectural Bachelor DigestElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-816142132002-09-14T18:59:00.000-07:002002-09-14T18:59:36.646-07:00CNN.com - Bush challenges U.N. to 'show some backbone' - September 14, 2002Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-815982892002-09-14T09:44:00.000-07:002002-09-14T09:44:36.200-07:00A man is giving a speech at his lodge meeting. He
gets a bit carried away and talks for two hours.
Finally, he realizes what he is doing and says;
"I'm sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at
home."
A voice from the back of the room says, "There's
a calendar behind you."
----
There is a new virus going around called WORK. If
you receive any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail,
Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-815364382002-09-12T20:06:00.000-07:002002-09-12T20:06:13.786-07:00
"As I said before, jready is stupid."
Tom
"as i haven't said before, tom is stupid"
jreadyElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-815349982002-09-12T19:30:00.000-07:002002-09-15T21:31:04.000-07:00Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-814805212002-09-11T16:54:00.000-07:002002-09-11T16:54:31.473-07:00A Coke Please
I've always ordered beverages one simple way: "A Coke,
please."
Lately, though, this hasn't seemed to work. Waitresses
now often respond, "I'm sorry, we don't have Coke. We
have Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mr. Pibb."
Tired of listening to the long list of soft drinks, I
thought I'd make life easier. So one day I simply asked
the snack bar clerk at a movie theater for a Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-814427412002-09-10T22:41:00.000-07:002002-09-15T21:32:46.000-07:00Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-814352002002-09-10T19:43:00.000-07:002002-09-10T19:43:21.213-07:00"Pick your nose with one eye!"
DNA: deoxyribonucleic acid
ATP: adenosine triphosphate
pelicula=filmElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-813909812002-09-09T21:40:00.001-07:002002-09-09T21:40:49.113-07:00My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other
day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that
morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small
sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his
office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found
that someone had taped a note to the sign that said.
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-813909672002-09-09T21:40:00.000-07:002002-09-09T21:40:26.943-07:00Favorite books
G.K. Chesterton and several other literary figures were
once asked what book they would prefer to have with them
if they were stranded on a desert island.
"The complete works of Shakespeare," said one writer
without hesitation.
"I choose the Bible," said another.
"How about you?" they asked Chesterton.
"I would choose Thomas' Guide to Practical Shipbuilding,"
replied Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-813275882002-09-08T14:53:00.000-07:002002-09-08T14:53:27.793-07:00I made a program in 5 seconds with Visual Basic! QuickJot (a readme is included)Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-807657952002-08-26T23:36:00.000-07:002002-08-26T23:36:43.946-07:00Relkin1700: A cat AI!
Relkin1700: You can have your own -free- Cybiko-Cat!
jomifu99: really?
Relkin1700: No.
GarethTHEgenius: cat?
Relkin1700: Yes, cats!
Relkin1700: It is a fat orange one, but you can't really tell that because it is only grayscale.Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-806752162002-08-24T20:15:00.000-07:002002-08-30T22:50:19.000-07:00The Truth About Nutrition
Here is the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than do the British or Americans.
The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-806661092002-08-24T14:35:00.000-07:002002-08-24T14:35:49.980-07:00How does a spoiled rich girl change a light bulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers. Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-806290972002-08-23T13:58:00.000-07:002002-09-15T21:31:21.000-07:00Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-806044542002-08-22T23:49:00.000-07:002002-08-22T23:49:31.053-07:00wizardtim: it's a creature i amde
wizardtim: amde*Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-802655302002-08-14T23:26:00.000-07:002002-08-14T23:26:04.440-07:00Bumper Stickers
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!
Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.
Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.
My wife keeps Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-800803912002-08-10T16:51:00.000-07:002002-08-10T16:51:52.950-07:00Responses If You Get Caught Sleeping on the Job
"They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"This is just a 15-minute power nap like they raved
about in that time-management course you sent me to."
"I was working smarter - not harder."
"Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper."
"Oh, I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on our mission
statement and envisioning a new Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-800502222002-08-09T18:39:00.000-07:002002-08-09T18:39:42.076-07:00 True Stories
When I remarked that this Friday is the longest day of the year, our receptionist looked puzzled and asked, "You mean it's longer than 24 hours?"
One of my Dad's retired friends spends nine months a year in Wisconsin and goes to Florida for the winter. One year, while he was in Florida, he got a call from the police. His neighbor in Wisconsin, who had a key, had entered his home toElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-800424342002-08-09T14:09:00.000-07:002002-08-09T14:09:43.250-07:00Does FAT32 affect system performanceElliotnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3413710.post-800143392002-08-08T22:12:00.000-07:002002-08-08T22:12:09.236-07:00Elliotnoreply@blogger.com0